Sonny Bono's Ski Adventure - By Mark "Jackass" Dravich & Adam "Adamizer" Altizer

This Hack is For Mega Man (U).nes

The Story:

Four Score and Seven Years Ago Godzilla Made a Rocket and sent all the black people to Jupiter where they ate rocks and listened To Ooga Booga Music and then a giant turkey came outta nowhere and said ape tit and mario said pasta, and then he peed on his neighbors dog and then Explosion and I got a F on my Test Today and got 100 dollars for eatting Oil, and the cow jumped over the Moon and SPAGEHATTEI and That's Mama Luigi Too You Mario and then a gorilla said who are you suppoed to be and i said i was batman and everyone went moo and dieded THE END

Description:

This Hack is about pancakes, you have to ski as sonny bono thru six mountians and watch out for trees and then once you conquer the six mountains you can face the evil Barbra Streisand who lives in his closet and then crash into a tree & die

Bugs: Spiders, Ants, Cockroaches, Bagels, 

Time Taken: A BAJILLON YEARS

Editors Used: I'm So Smart That i can't Remember

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*note this .TXT File supposed to be a joke so don't take it seriously